CHANGING FACILITY AT E1 LONDON
Do you have a cloakroom is perhaps the most asked question to date. The answer is no we don't. We have a 10.000 sq ft custom built changing facilty.
When a 0.5-degree change in temperature occurs and those nipples start to get very pointy without the involvement of any sexual context, all hell breaks loose in our inboxes.
So here is how we use your ticket money:
+ We have built a dedicated and fully-baked changing facility to keep your arousal levels constant.
+ Furthermore, your soft sensors are protected by 110 KW of raw industrial heating power whilst hanging out in the custom built changing facility.
+ And since you love to bring large mega coffins to the event, we have a 10.000 SQ FT cloakroom hall for all those motorised power drilldos.
Keep in mind the venue operates the super duper and very costly changing facility, not us. So be a total pro and bring one of those coffins to stuff in all 0rgy essentials, including the jacket of that friend who you will lose in the crowd later in order to save money. The venue charges £5 per item.
You can even see the changing facility from Mars: